What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

-mwahh

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

Im a 14 year old girl who doesnt want to wear a hijab but my parents force me to wear one. It makes me dislike it more. Im not ready for one no matter what people say and they get really mad at me. I have bad grades and no motivation. What do I do?

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

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I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

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“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

How can I remove decimals in math?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”